

I wouldn't have minded getting one of those for Christmas.
Saab Sale Cannot Be Concluded
Brand to be Wound Down
General Motors announced today that the intended sale of Saab Automobile AB would not be concluded. After the withdrawal of Koenigsegg Group AB last month, GM had been in discussions with Spyker Cars about its interest in acquiring Saab. During the due diligence, certain issues arose that both parties believe could not be resolved. As a result, GM will start an orderly wind-down of Saab operations.
"Despite the best efforts of all involved, it has become very clear that the due diligence required to complete this complex transaction could not be executed in a reasonable time. In order to maintain operations, Saab needed a quick resolution," said GM Europe President Nick Reilly. "We regret that we were not able to complete this transaction with Spyker Cars. We will work closely with the Saab organization to wind down the business in an orderly and responsible manner. This is not a bankruptcy or forced liquidation process. Consequently, we expect Saab to satisfy debts including supplier payments, and to wind down production and the distribution channel in an orderly manner while looking after our customers."
Saab will continue to honor warranties, while providing service and spare parts to current Saab owners around the world.
As part of its efforts to become a leaner organization, GM began seeking a buyer for Saab's operations in January. Last week, Saab Automobile AB announced that it had closed on the sale of certain Saab 9-3, current 9-5 and powertrain technology and tooling to Beijing Automotive Industry Holdings Co. Ltd. (BAIC). GM expects today's announcement to have no impact on the earlier sale.
As the company continues to reinvent itself, GM has been faced with some very difficult but necessary business decisions. The focus will remain on the four core brands – Buick, Cadillac, Chevrolet and GMC – and several regional brands, including Opel / Vauxhall in Europe. This will enable the company to devote more engineering and marketing resources to each brand and model.
Whoever came up with the idea for this car seriously needs to be fired. I mean, who ever heard of a compact, fuel efficient Jeep? Even so, this car is a crappy version of that anyways.
Chrysler Sebring
“The all new luxury Sebring, from your luxury brand Chrysler.” If only the Sebring COULD be called that, but it can’t. Case closed.
Hur-ah!
Chrysler PT Cruiser
The second generation looks so much better…oh wait…there hasn’t been a second generation. The PT Cruiser is like a lemon. Chrysler just squeezed that lemon until there was no juice left in it. Now they have to just throw it away.
Ford Focus
Do not focus any of your cameras on the Ford Focus. If you do, pray it’s not the coupe, or else you may be done for.
Honda Element
Yeah, I think I found my Element. It has obnoxious second row doors, zero interior space, and looks like it hit a few too many branches when it fell down the ugly tree.
Lincoln MKT
We know this car may be very intelligent and futuristic, but that’s just no excuse for the design of it. The whole front is just…hideous…. And the grille is way too large. Eagle?
Dodge Nitro
The brother of the Liberty, which should also be on this list, but we figure the Nitro’s worse. Big boxy shape, not a lot of room, bag gas mileage. Meet the New New New New New Chrysler. Yes, I meant to put all those News in there.
Toyota Yaris
Oh my gosh, it has standard A/C. The only kind of good thing about this car is it’s price. But the Ford Fiesta will kick this thing where it should next year. See ya Yaris!
Chrysler Town and Country
don’t know about you, but when I see this car I think “luxury minivan”. Not that it’s any better than the Grand Caravan, it’s just re-badged into a worse brand. You don’t see the new CTS Minivan do you?
Mercury Mountaineer
It has the same engine as the Ford Explorer, but it’s uglier and costs a thousand bucks more. So um, what is good about the mountaineer?
What’s cooler than a stock off-roadin’ pickup? Nothing, that’s the answer. The Raptor puts the road in off road. What the heck am I saying? Whatever.
Dodge Ram
The Ram was updated this year, along the heavy duty versions that recently came out. It may not be the best pickup out there, but it’s a sure sign that Chrysler is actually changing……some of it’s models. If only that Dakota would be changed…..
Hur-ah!
Chevrolet Equinox
The new Equinox is very fuel efficient, has some cool styling, and can take on that Ram in a drag race any day. Not that I would recommend racing with your crossover. Except for that X6.
BMW X6
Yep, the only crossover I would kind of recommend racing with. The X6 is a crazy ‘cross that’s made the pure…um….whoever it’s marketed toward. Whatever, it rocks!
Audi Q7
It’s spacious, fuel-y(I use that way too much), and kind of powerful. It looks cool, is fuel-y, is comfortable, is fuel-y…….
Volvo XC60
Twilight and Volvo’s don’t go together. Enough said there.
Chevrolet Silverado/GMC Sierra
There’s no best truck list without the Chevy Silverado and it’s brother in law, twice removed, the GMC Sierra. They’ve got the payload, the power, and the Christmas lights. Oh, and the Raptor could probably run them over.
Ford Escape/Hybrid
The Escape is Ford’s answer for a crossover kind of thing that doesn’t suck. Man, crossovers are a hard car to make.
Ford Super Duty
The Super Duty is a powerful duty of super that can tow your RVs up the highway in great time. At least, that’s all I usually see them used for.
Mercedes-Benz GLK Class
It’s the grand daddy of them all, also twice removed, the GLK. Only bankers, businessmen, and rich soccer moms can drive these. I’m just kidding, go get some everyone!
The American legend that was re-born this past spring. It combines comfort, performance, and fuel mileage all into a sleek new design. We’re just sorry the same can’t be said about the cheap-y interior.
Chevrolet Corvette
Probably one of, if not the best American sports car ever made. With that said, why not involve it in this list? A performance icon, the Corvette has been racing, showing, and riding through six generations and over fifty years. Hur-ah!
Pontiac G8
Maybe the best Pontiac ever made, besides the GTO. The GXP model put 415-hp in a convenient, comfortable sedan body. But now it’s gone. Pontiac’s gone. What am I supposed to do with my life now?
BMW 3 Series
Coming back from that said post about the Pontiac G8, the 3-Series from BMW is cool, classy, and…….powerful. I’m sure everyone can agree that the V-8 powered M3 kicks pure butt, and um…yeah.
Ford Mustang
And why wouldn’t this car be here? The Mustang, like the Camaro, is a legend. A legend that puts “comfort, performance, and fuel mileage all into a sleek new design.” This is a totally original post. Don’t question the facts.
Volkswagen Golf/GTI
It’s a Golf. It’s a GTI. It’s great performance in a small box. Great ride, great style, great….great…..great….This car’s just pure greatness.
Mazdaspeed 3
Zoom Zoom Zoom. The Mazdaspeed 3 is a perfect example that you don’t have to be rich to own a great performance vehicle. Sure it isn’t the fastest or most powerful, but it does start at only 23 grand.
Honda Civic
It’s not heavy. It’s not a gas guzzler. It’s not…not fun to drive. Those are some things the Honda Civic isn’t in crappy terms. In other words it’s cool, light, fuel-ish, and fun. Good day to you too.
Ford Fusion/Hybrid
With all the seemingly crap that comes out of Detroit these days(Notice I said seemingly), it’s nice to see some fine cars coming from Ford. The Fusion is the kind of car that can get you to-and-from where you want to go quick, easy, and fuel-ish….yet again.
Cadillac CTS/V
If my facts are correct, I do believe this car kicks other sedans in their trunk. Get it? Trunk? Hah. The CTS is elegant and spacious and a great price for what you’re getting. The CTS-V is outrageously fast, and the sport wagon can hold whatever the heck you may need to carry, which I hope is not stolen.